install theme
  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
unimpressedcats:

you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
w-ho-a-er-y-ou:

gatsby + daisy

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

onwardprogress:

danthemedicman:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

Game changer 😂😂😂

Fuck. Hahahaha
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